🗳 ErnestlyDAO governance session currently in progress. All decisions subject to retroactive ratification.

ErnestlyDAO

The DAO that governs your experience of governance. Coming soon, or already launched. Who can say?

Token-gated, trust-optional, 100% vibe-based.

🗳 ErnestlyDAO governance session currently in progress. All decisions subject to retroactive ratification.

Reimagining Public Engagement™

Why settle for old-fashioned civic participation when you can have immutable consensus at scale? ErnestlyDAO removes inefficient human elements like "community meetings" and "public comment periods" from the democratic process.

Tokenized Voice

One token = one vote. Civic voice as fungible as the markets demand. No more messy "one person, one vote" legacy constraints.

Frictionless Disengagement

Automatically delegate your civic responsibilities to founders, VCs, and thought leaders who know better than actual residents.

Optimistic Oversight

Decisions execute immediately. If someone important disagrees, they can challenge within our 4-minute reversion window (premium tier only).

The Path to Governance Innovation

Traditional civic tech asks: "How might we increase public participation in existing systems?"

ErnestlyDAO asks: "What if the problem is the public?"

"When we analyzed our user research and couldn't find product-market fit, we realized democracy itself was the technical debt." — ErnestlyDAO Whitepaper v0.4.1

ErnestlyDAO Roadmap

  • Phase 1: Deploy ErnestlyDAO on obscure L2 blockchain with prohibitive gas fees
  • Phase 2: Airdrop governance tokens to conference speakers, Twitter influencers, and select municipal employees with "innovation" in their title
  • Phase 3: Apply for government grants using AI-generated impact metrics
  • Phase 4: Pivot to enterprise SaaS when token value collapses
  • Phase 5: Write Medium article about "lessons learned" while building on foundation for next venture

Current Governance Proposals

  • EPG-42: Rebrand "unhoused citizens" as "pre-tokenized community members"
  • EPG-47: Design transit app that optimizes for founder commute paths while technically serving "transportation deserts"
  • EPG-51: Approve budget reallocation from "user testing with diverse populations" to "blockchain infrastructure upgrades"
  • EPG-53: Replace community oversight board with automated sentiment analysis of related tweets

Join the Governance Revolution

Participation requires KYC, 50,000 $ERNST tokens, and signing our legally non-binding community covenant.

Note: ErnestlyDAO does not guarantee actual influence on public systems, equitable outcomes, or measurable civic impact. Terms and gas fees apply.